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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Were the 1980s as uptight and prudish as movies and TV shows make them out to be? When I think of 80s culture, I think about a very "icky" judgmental yuppie status quo time period.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

No go.

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Why is rap* a crime?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

No, not a chance

It’s time to let Iron Galaxy make a brand new Tony Hawk game, and wipe the worst one from history - Video Games Chronicle

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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